"lullaby for lawyers"

so well i jst heard this song.."lullaby for lawyers"..have no idea why its called that tho..no lawyer would wanna sleep with that on..lol..anyway so once ghosty so kindly serenaded for me in class today, i just had to give it a shot..n wow..laughed sooo hard almost fell off the chair..its got like the most amaaaaazzziiiinnggg lyrics..no really..mind blowing lyrics..one can actually *feel* what the lyricist felt towards lawyers..hehe..such depth of emotion..left me speechless..literally.. :P

i might jst edit this post later if i upload the song on imeem..but its jst the lyrics fr now..priceless in itself..enjoy!

~ Lullaby for Lawyers ~

There are rats there are bats
There are stinky mangy cats
But the worst thing in the world is a lawyer.
There are weasels there are skunks
There are bandits there are punks
But the worst thing in the world is a lawyer.
With their quips and their quiddities
Their fees and their contingencies...

There are lice there are mice
There are lots of things not nice
But the worst thing in the world is a lawyer.
With their 'res ipso locuter'
And their 'respondeat superior'
Yes the worst thing in the world is a lawyer.

There's thrombosis, halitosis
And there's diverticulosis
But the worst thing in the world is a lawyer.
Diarrhea, gonorrhea and seborrhea
But the worst thing in the world is a lawyer.
With their proximate causes and their escape clauses
Yes the worst thing in the world is a lawyer.

With "affirmative defenses" - I
would rather see a dentist.

There are rats there are bats
There are stinky mangy cats
But the worst thing in the world is a lawyer.
There are weasels there are skunks
There are bandits there are punks
But the worst thing in the world is a lawyer.
With their quips and their quiddities
Their fees and their contingencies
Yes the worst thing in the world is a lawyer.